Religions

Taoism: Shit Happens

Hinduism: This Shit Happend Before

Islam: If Shit Happens, Take a Hostage

Buddhism: When Shit Happens Is It Really Shit?

7th Day Adventist: Shit Happens On Saturday

Protestantism: Shit Won't Happen If I Work Harder

Catholicism: If Shit Happens, I Deserve It

Jehovah's Witness: Knock, Knock, "Shit Happens"

Judaism: Why Does Shit Always Happen To Me?

Hare Krishna: Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Dong

Atheism: No Shit

TV Evangelism: Send More Shit

Rastafarianism: Let's Smoke This Shit